You find yourself in the situation of having someone that you like, but not enough to date. What do you do? Fuck 'em. That's what you do. You meet up, chat a bit, perhaps joke about your status as fuck buddies, and then get to it. No drama. No waiting by the phone. No wondering if he's your boyfriend, or if the second date will be as good as the first. You are there for one thing and one thing only: some action.
What's nice about your Fuck Buddy is that he is on-call. 8 am, horny? Call your Fuck Buddy. 3 pm, avoiding work? Call your Fuck Buddy. Fuck Buddy doesn't take up much of your time. You don't have to remember his birthday, or even his last name. Chances are, you won't fight. Want to try something kinky in bed? A fantasy? A toy? Fuck Buddy is there. He swoops in when you need him, and leaves when you're done.
But, be careful not to get attached. Do not become accustom to his particular brand of man-smell, or that charming laugh. Remember, in reality, your Fuck Buddy is merely a mirage in your desert of loneliness.
Make sure expectations are clear. Just as you don't want to grow attached, you don't want Fuck Buddy to suddenly start sending you roses.Keep the lines of communication open. Tell him what you want out of the relationship. Tell him what you want in bed. Don't act too eager. If Fuck Buddy calls you on Tuesday, go over. But if he calls again, on say, Thursday, make him wait a bit. Say you're not available until Saturday. The anticipation will drive him mad.
Remember to rotate your Fuck Buddies. Ideally, you want to keep at least 2 around, though this may be hard to do for the busy working gal.
Of course, any Fuck Buddy will never take you to a fancy dinner or bring you chicken soup when you're sick. Your Fuck Buddy will not snuggle you while watching D2: The Quack is Back on a Friday night. In short, he's a temporary solution. You know eventually you will grow bored of Fuck Buddy. And, that's okay...that's what he's there for.
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